• citizen: yes officer I've been robbed
  • police officer: what was stolen
  • citizen: the bastard took all my cheese wheels

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getoutoftherecat:

this is why you’re not allowed in the car.

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joleredon:

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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The Fan fictions
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